I like this one because its kind of green and whimsical. Is it kind of, or is it green and whimsical?
We got a new dog today. I had to go to the shelter. I wanted to see if my beloved cat Mirau was there reincarnated. While I was there I went to see the dogs and there was this skinny, depressed, wolfy looking dog, who really needed me to spring him from that horrible place. His hair was all matted down and dirty, and he was so scared and sad, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me. The man there said he didn't have much of a chance of being adopted because of how he looked.
The first thing I did was take him to my friend Young to give him a bath. So he got a bath and a brushing, and he started to smile and wag his tail, and by the time we got him home he was jumping around and humping his new dog bed. I think he's happy. I also think he's really pretty. He's some kind of shepherd mix but he looks like a wolf. Of course Puppy went crazy and started barking and barking and drove him nuts. Spirit just wanted to screw him. Spirit will screw anything. So we had to separate them to give the poor dog a break. I am going to go sit next to him and pet him right now. Scott will be here any second and I just don't have the energy to do anything about how I look. Oh, and I bought a purse that has Beatles fans screaming on it, its cute.
and I don't know what to make of this...