We were going to make our ornament wreaths today but Andrea, esther's little girl had to go to the doctor so we rescheduled for tomorrow. Apparently when Andrea woke up she discovered a big, red, swolen thing, that had been growing under her tongue. Esther said it looked like a second tongue. The doctor said it was a mushroom.
Okay now if that isn't the freakiest thing. I have got enough stuff to worry about, spiders laying eggs under my skin for one, or bugs crawling in my ears while I sleep, but I never, never, heard that mushrooms could grow in your mouth. Oh man. He must have meant fungus, but it's kind of the same thing, isn't it, yeeeeeee.