November 14th, 2000

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I just got this off Roseanne's site. I don't know who compiled it but I'm hoping they won't mind my borrowing it.

"Is our children learning?"
....George W. Bush, Jr.

"The Democrats want to run Social Security like it is some sort of Federal Program"
....George W. Bush, Jr.

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
....George W. Bush, Jr.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
....George W. Bush, Jr.

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Public speaking is very easy."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
....George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
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(no subject)

Hi Everyone.

I'm sooo tired. I got Beau going to school but then my housekeeper/pal told me that one of my ferrets was loose in my office so i got up and came in here. Little weasel, he had tipped over my purses and spread everything all over the floor. He dragged my vitamin and prescription bottles into his secret corner stash. He ate all of my peanuts and spread my papers and pictures all around. What a naughty little guy. I'm just glad he's okay and didn't chew on any wires or anything.

I'm fooling around on the Roseanne list. I played this little game. I think I did it before but it's still fun the second time around and you get different results.I ahve to share it with eight people so posting it seemed like a better plan than e-mailing it to people. It sounds like it was translated from Chinese or something, I cleaned it up a little but don't blame me for the grammar.
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IT IS WEIRD BUT IT DOES WORK
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The year of the Iron Dragon, wishing you prosperity and good fortune
CHINESE NEW YEAR
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FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T
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Take 3 minutes and try this - it will freak you out
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The person who sent this said her wish came true 10 minutes
after they read the mail. But no cheating !!!!
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This game has a funny / creepy
outcome. Don't read ahead just do it
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It takes about 3 minutes - Worth a try
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First get pen and paper
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When you finally choose names, make sure it's people you actually know,
and go with your first instincts!!!!!
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Scroll down one line at the time - don't read ahead or you'll ruin the fun.
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1. First, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
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2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any 2 numbers you want.
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3. Besides the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex
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DON'T LOOK AHEAD OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT
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4. Write anyone's name ( like friends or family ..... ) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spot.
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DON'T CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
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5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11.
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6. Finally make a wish
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And here is the key of the game
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1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
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2. The person in space 3 is the one you love.
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3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
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4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
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5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
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6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star
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7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3
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8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7
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9. The 10th space is the song that tells you most about your mind
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10. And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life. Bloody strange but it seems to work