January 3rd, 2001

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Watching Gwyneth on Letterman. I'd like to know who does her extensions. While I'm at it I'd also like to know who did Bette Midler's plastic surgery because she looks so good. Maybe I should find out who did Michael Douglas as well because he looks so scary now, ya know, spooky around the eyes. I used to think he was so handsome. Oh no, Gwyneth was "mortified" when her pink suede pants ripped in public. Okay just stopped in to screw around with ya. I'm playing around on line, putting off sleeping. I want to run away for awhile with Beauie but I don't know where to go. It has to be somewhere close and affordable. I'm thinking Mexico or somewhere snowie. Oh man I wanna just be able to go to The Spielbergs for Thanksgiving like she does. Sheesh.

Love youze,
Jacqui
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I love lenticular things.
(Woodsy Owl image flicker taken down)
Why can't I find one for my sweetheart Jimmy Carter?
(Ronald Reagan flicker removed)
There's one of Jesse Helms exploding which I think is so cool but there wasn't an animation to show you.

Okay going to bed.

Night night,
Jacqui
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"What's going on in this booby hatch?" Fred Mertz

My ferrets have decided they don't like their little electronic piano Christmas present. They put it in the, to go out pile, and now they are pooping on it.