Jacqui

Do you have shapely sperm?

The New England Journal says this is the best indicator of fertility. Heh, next we'll be asking potential mates for photos, and they'll be putting little tuxes on them, pumping up their spermy shapeliness. Hey baby here's a shot of my little fellows, see how shapely they are? This is when we went to Vegas, okay they were a little drunk there, but here we all are in Hawaii last year, see the flattering tans. Good looking little guys don't you think?

Hey look you guys I finally put my Swatch up and listed this pin. Okay two down and three to go to reach my goal.



Jacqui's Ebay Auctions, weeeee.

You know I make it a personal mission to be kind on the phone to people who call me by mistake. It makes up for any time I misdial and someone is rude and hurtful to me. I even made friends with someone once this way and wound up going to work for them for a short while. It's the same thing with waiters, mean waiters get their fifteen percent, maybe they're having a bad day, but when a waitperson is kind and helpful, they get a minimum of twenty percent, maybe as much as fifty depending on my financial situation, and a kind word to the manager. Somehow being really good to the people who are deserving makes me feel like I'm getting back at the jerks.

I wonder how many times a person can blow their nose before their head explodes.

Oh God here comes soup.

Oh My God Martha Stewart is on Oprah, I'm in Heaven. This is like my two personal Earth goddesses getting together for coffee, or watching Julia Roberts and Geoge Clooney have sex, or Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Gwyneth Paltrow, in a three way. They just made marshmallows and cut them in shapes with cookie cutters. Now they're making white hot chocolate. Oh no this might be bad for Oprah, she doesn't need to be learning to like new sweet things. And now they're making soap, am I the luckiest grrl in the universe or what?

I worked all day taking pictures of some Roseville pieces, some shoes, and a really sweet vintage Coro daisy jewelry set that I'm going to sell on Ebay. It takes me forever to get it all on the computer, let alone to edit it in Photoshop and then put it up on my photo site and then make up the listing.

Jen do you know of an easier way to do this? How do you get your pictures from your camera to your computer? I do them one by one and it takes forever, blech. I'm feeling so weak I'm going to have to go lie down soon. At least Shayan's Dad was kind enough to do the carpool for me so I didn't have to go out.

Another one of my kitties needs to go to the vet. This time it's Baby, my oldest cat. She's a beautiful long haired black Persian mix. I love her so much. I just got a condolence card in the mail for Gelato. I can't focus on it too much or I start crying. I'm going to take a picture of Baby for you guys.

My reward to myself for taking all the pictures and putting them on the computer was to put these Halloween shots up on my journal, Yeay.



This is Beau and his sort-of friend Ryan. Beau wanted to be a Barbarian for Halloween, but people said he looked more like a knight. When I took this picture he was upset because he had gotten in to a fight with his friend Steven during the costume parade. They were fighting with their play swords (why didn't I see this coming), Steven's had a wooden one that broke, and he whacked Beau in the ear with it and hurt him.



This is my favorite Halloween picture this year. I just love this little girl so much. Isn't she beautiful? She was so sweet posing so earnestly for my picture. What a little sweetie-pie, I just want to squish her. My photo listing site, which frankly sucks, (yeah that's you Club Photo, you suck) reduces the resolution so if you want to see these at their intended resolution come to my photo site.

my club photo pics

I asked my boyfriend to bring me vegetable soup when he gets off work and he said no, several times. I know he's tired but I'm so sad. I would bring him soup if he were sick.

Who delivers vegetable soup?