June 26th, 2002

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Jacqui is...

I borrowed this idea from Stephanie and it was sooo much fun. I went to Google and did a search for Jacqui is. The phrases that came up were so appropriate for me that it was spooky. Of course I picked my favorites to share with you but there was definitely a trend. Jacqui's were actors, director's, producers, writers, singers, musicians, artists, mothers, florists, psychiatrists, teachers, and smart, responsible, friends. There were also a few athletes, scientists, and real estate agents, oh and a mathematician. This was an amazing lesson in self understanding or in how much influence a name has over a person. You should go try it.

Jacqui is a glamour queen.
Jacqui is one very talented woman.
Jacqui is our trouble shooter/support person.
Jacqui is a singer of warmth, poise and intelligence whose smoky voice is a pleasure to listen to.
Jacqui is a psychiatrist interested in the molecular basis of several different anxiety disorders.
Jacqui is an active member of the New York downtown theater scene as an actor, director and producer for Off-Broadway and Off-Off-Broadway shows.
Jacqui is deeply involved in Irish Set Dancing
Jacqui is an Assistant Dean of Students and the Director of the Victim Advocate Program.
Jacqui is a senior this year and just turned 18.
Jacqui is an active volunteer and advocate who has served the community in a variety of ways.
Jacqui is a full-time staff member and Director of Animal Alliance.
Jacqui is the show's casting director.
Jacqui is the recipient of the International Year of the Volunteer Award.
Jacqui is also smart and always does her work.
Jacqui is here to help YOU become a published writer.
Jacqui is a dedicated and talented artist, making huge leaps within her art.
Jacqui is from Queensland, Australia, where she worked
on Macadamia husk spot disease and other tropical fruit diseases.
Jacqui is a storyteller, dancer, singer, healer and a traditional teacher.
Jacqui is a talented artist/designer and creative.
Jacqui is very professional and competent in her work, and we would certainly use
her services again
Jacqui is a lighthearted original composition by pianist Richie Powell
Jacqui is looking forward to turning all your kids into mega-stars
Jacqui is sitting right next to you, guiding you through the motions.
Jacqui is all quiet until its HER turn to sing!
Jacqui is pictured here showing off her new tattoo, on her right shoulder.
Jacqui is wearing a very sexy black dress with red fish net stockings.
Jacqui is responsible for all external relationships.
Jacqui is not feeling well this morning
Jacqui is not only MORE
beautiful than Sandra, but is also much more talented as well!
Jacqui is in London
Jacqui is more than happy to trade-in the glitz and glamour of Hollywood, for the �happy travel shows� she's now able to work on at Pie Town.
Jacqui is the author of several books on Kumihimo
Jacqui is literally half the woman she once was.
Jacqui is currently a M.Sc. Psychology student at UNBC).
Jacqui is a non-denominational minister and
she'll help make your special day fun and easy.
Jacqui is not responsible for cheesy captions, so don't
blame her. (OMG this came from a page Cydniey designed for me a long time ago, too funny.)
Jacqui is the proud parent of a son.
Jacqui is VHI's Coordinator for the Hispanic countries.
Jacqui is an enthusiastic and vibrant person
Jacqui is also at sea for the next four months.
Jacqui is pursuing her film career the best way she knows how Constantly in the spotlight and hounded by paparazzi, she relishes in the rare moments she can spend in the spa with her personal trainer Sven.
Jacqui is a keen "All Blacks" rugby supporter and a fitness fanatic.
Jacqui is acquiring further skills to aid her practice in Balance and Harmony.
Jacqui is, right now, a very angry mangaka.
Jacqui is an entertainer of rare quality, bringing you not only
a great singing voice but playing a range of instruments for your enjoyment.
Jacqui, is having a very difficult time following
the directions. ... Jacqui is getting embarrassed.
Jacqui is standing there looking all innocent and he
turns on the loving husband act and they talk and sort it out.
Jacqui is a prolific papier mache artist.
Jacqui is the Executive Officer of the Gundjehmi Aboriginal Association that represents
the Mirrar clan.
Jacqui is studying the Italian language, which was inspired by several trips to Europe.
Jacqui is often alone.
Jacqui is the Florist in charge of those very lovely and exclusive flowers
Jacqui is hot24/7@myplaceifshewants.com.
Jacqui is a well-known artist.
Jacqui is currently in her second season of producing and directing.
Jacqui is passionate about travel.
Jacqui is familiar with
the needs and demands of production.
Jacqui is no longer cooking alongside Bobby
Jacqui is now concentrating on writing her
own material including both lyrics and melody.
Jacqui is completing a thesis on relationship and
work commitments in contemporary Ireland.
Jacqui is also a good pianist with a spot-on sense of rhythm
Jacqui is eons younger at 40
Jacqui is a very common name but being spelled JACQUI THAT'S JUST WEIRD! ...
Jacqui is Jacqui
Jacqui is the only mother in the Australian netball squad and says that
giving birth made her a stronger person
Jacqui is a wife and a mother.
Jacqui is as good a reporter and interviewer as I have ever met.
Jacqui is in good health with all extremities intact.
Jacqui is also a qualified Hynotherapist and Aromatherapist and is in the process
of publishing her second book on 'Psychic Development'
Jacqui is making me say this or she's gonna
tie me up and whip me AGAIN !!
Jacqui is a revealer and psalmist to the body of Christ.
Jacqui is a graduate in Environmental Science.
Jacqui is the best Mom a person could have.
Jacqui is on the verge of revealing her secret.
Jacqui is one of a few folks who knows how to play.
Jacqui is very strong...the frail build, white skin, red hair and fragile appearance
belie a very tough interior.
Jacqui is a feng shui consultant and harmonious living coach.
Jacqui is so busy and the electricity in China is unreliable.
Jacqui is relatively unusual fare.
Jacqui is collecting interesting archival material.
Jacqui, is a carrier of the disorder.
Jacqui is a licensed clinical social worker
Jacqui is the guiding force
Jacqui is also interested in education.
Jacqui is trying to dry me.
Jacqui is well pleased.
JACQUI is twisting happily
around JACKSON'S arm.
Jacqui is up there
Jacqui is still confident she can overcome her
addiction to not taking cocaine and fit in with her peers.
Jacqui is a slut, plain and simple.
Jacqui is an absolute star
Jacqui is now leaving.
Jacqui is, er, how do I put this? - er, dead!
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I can't remember how to get to my startup items, I always forget this. I'm trying to get to that list of items that are loading in the background while I work and draining my resources. Will someone please remind me??? Thanks soo so much. I am leaning over as usual. Why don't I ever want to go to sleep. I love sleeping. Maybe I'm just lonely and hate sleeping by myself. You'd think that with twenty cats piled on me I wouldn't feel that lonely, but I do, horny and lonely. Horny blech, always looking for a better word, sparkly, twinkly, yearning, panty, something. I've been browsing the button, perfume bottle and oriental figurine categories, yup. I would like to have sex with some kind of green alien goo a la David Bowie right now, mmm hmm, doesn't make sense either because I always hated that scene and felt cheated that we didn't get to see him have normal sex.

I had to switch my surgery appointment to September because I want to go to the doctor who performs the surgery laparascopically. The first surgeon is booking into next February now. This doctor, Dr. Liu, is booking into October or November. God, I'm so sick of waiting, I just want to get this over with.

I'm looking forward to our trip in July to Hawaii. I loooove Hawaii. I'm also looking forward to Burning Man and am having to figure out transportation and costumes.

I'm not looking forward to babysitting Beau's friend Steven all summer. They haven't been getting along well. Steven gets bored, whenever he's here Beau acts wild, but his Mom has this unique and super special way of getting me to say yes to his coming over, argh. I am thrilled, thrilled, and more thrilled that I won't have to deal with Freddy anymore. I was getting sooooooo fed up with him. It's amazing how much seeing a person every day can affect you, his vibe is always so greedy and manipulative, it's hard to separate that out from the part of him that is good and sweet and just wants to be love. He's like this super naughty and troubled kid hidden under this smoochy mama exterior. I do care about him and in a way I will miss him, but it is a huge relief not to have to deal with him everyday anymore now that Saida is leaving. Our new housekeeper/assistant Mirna started Monday and we are showing her the ropes.

Our gardenias are finally blooming and I picked one and have it here in an antique oriental planter. It smells soooo amazing.

Oh and poor baby bunny, the one whose Mama attacked him, he's doing better and we moved him out of my shower but his umm, hurt, is so gross I can't bring myself to describe it to you. Twinkle seems to be doing better but is still a bit fragile and is really thin. I'm convinced that asking for help here made a huge difference. I think it may have saved his life. Mass mind, or group thought is so powerful. I was listening to George Nouri on Art Bell tonight and a caller called in and was talking about group synergy and Edgar Cayce. She recommended a book about creating your future and I'd like to buy it. Okay I'm going to stagger in to bed and try to sleep pee sleep pee sleep.


Okay, okay, it's wintery, but I like the mushrooms.
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What would you take if you only had five minutes to leave?

AOL is asking people what things they would save or take with them if they only had five minutes to flee their homes. I've thought about fire, earthquake, and home invader escape routes, for as long as I can remember. I don't spend much time on the boards at AOL because they are always so disappointingly filled with junior flame bating, and I know I could crush them with a lazy wave of my brain connected to my keyboard via my busy hands, but it isn't worth the time. I do worry about escaping disaster in my home though. I have so many animals, so many precious photographs, memories and mementos, that I wonder how I could possibly pack up and save the best of it if say a tornado, a tsunami, or a fast moving lava flow were approaching. Never mind that we don't have tornados, tidal waves and volcanos here in California, a meteor could land in the middle of the Pacific Ocean for all I know and we'd have to head for higher ground. I think about this kind of stuff, been doing it for years, it could be a case of watching way too much TLC, but nevertheless this caught my attention.

I would take my son and my animals, anything living, first. Beyond that I would go for irreplaceable things, family photographs and portraits, my adoption file, checkbook, purse, passports, and all of my digital photos, computer disks and files. I don't think I'd have much more time than it would take to get all of that. I'd probably only get as far as gathering up about half of the animals. I used to think about taking a sheet, spreading it out on the floor, and filling it with whatever was dear to me. I thought about doing that for every room and then carrying them all outside like Santa Claus and dumping them on the lawn. If I had to fit all of this in my car I would be quite simply and utterly fucked. Here are some of the comments I read;

(Hmmm, the phone just rang on the secret, For Scotts Only, line. I answered lovingly, and with a husky, "Hey baby!" and was surprised when a flustered elderly lady responded with a flustered panicky, "I uh, I...ummm, I must have got a wrong number, so sorry." Click.)

I know a lot of these are stupid and I only put them in to make you laugh, but my heart really does go out to all of these poor poor people. I would be devastated and torn apart with grief if this were happening here, so of course I am praying for all of the people, animals, green and living things there.

What would you take if threatened by a fire and you only had five minutes to get out.

Chainsaw, coin collection, important papers, wife, kids. In that order. Toss up between wife and kids.
Everything but aol! They can't suck enough!
I would take my family, my pets, my important papers and get out.......
all other things can be replaced.
I would take my documents my kids and my pictures
I would grab a clothes basket and start piling in pictures, VHS tapes of my kids when they were babies, my vast movie collection, some clothes, my medication, purse, and any electronics I could toss out the window.
would just have to go!
I would take all of my Heroin and Crack Cocaine
I would take my ferret.
Ok...my purse. Whoa, if i forgot that I'd probably die.
Dog, playstation 2, Bigscreen, bike, sterio, tub
I would get my cats and my mom out of the house, without them i would not be able to go on...forget the money and the pictures, money can be made, and memories are always in your heart.
If my daughter is home I would grab her up and the rest could burn.
I would first and formost grab my own happy ass, then I would grab any loved ones in the home, leaving any un-loved ones, and grab of course, my pics of my car.
would grab my ho and go
My Mom, My cat - Snowflake, My book collection, My CPU for my computer... I haven't backed it up, lolCollapse )