February 24th, 2003

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I loooove things made out of pipe cleaners like these little Halloween figuriney guys. Maybe I should learn how to make my own. I have a little ballerina with a green glittered head and tulle skirt. I get more joy out of that silly little thing and it only cost fifty cents.


And these roosters, I just can't resist them. I think if someone really knew my tastes, my love of tiny weirdness in things, they would be able to give me some pretty terrific presents on the cheap.

When my ex and I got married the minister who performed the service told us a story about marriage and tradition. He and his wife made a pact that they would only spend fifty cents on each other for Christmas. He said it gave him so much joy trying to find the perfect gift for nothing.
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Markeesha is in court today because she wants a paternity test for her baby girl. She is absolutely sure that Chris is the father. She says that Chris believed he was the Father until his meddling mother put doubts in his head. She thinks the baby is too light. Chris's mother Lashawn Biels says she doesn't even look like him. Now he is denying his daughter. She's suing him in court for child support and damages to her car.

Chris says that Markeesha threw a Juicy Juice bottle at him. She says he started kicking her car. Then someone shows up who throws doubt on who is Markeesha's baby's dad. Don't miss the troubling conclusion.


Sigh.