Jacqui (jacqui) wrote,

Just some random Phil Hendrie quotes from last night.

"I carry a weapon for the natural fear I might be raped behind a Greek food tent."

"You never had a man say, squat over an egg?"

"Do you know what it's like to have a man dripping cucumber oil all over your body while he...?"

"You're weird baby, really weird."

"Let me tell you something, that wasn't cucumber dressing on my face."

"Can you remember being tied by your hands to a tree, while some big rough guy does it to you in the butt in front of your children? That's what America has done to the Canadians."


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