The lean of your sentence communicates your optimistic or pessimistic tendencies. Your lean indicates that:
You are generally an optimistic person (or goose) and enjoy life to its fullest. The Great Goosini approves -- he is willing to take you under his wing and teach you The Ways of The Goose.
The spacing of your words communicates how well you get along with others. Your spacing indicates that:
You often have difficulty communicating, and you can be quite gullible. However, you are very adaptable.
The loop of your "g's" communicates your attitudes toward sex. Your "g's" indicate that:
You have an abnormal attachment to your mother and/or past. Worry not; The Great Goosini does not judge.
The bar height of your "t's" communicates your work ethic and ambition. Your "t's" indicate that:
You are very precise. Organization is very important to you, and you use your self-control to get the job done. The Great Goosini does not want to mess with you.
The dots above your "i's" communicate your self-image. Your dots tell me that:
You are meticulous and have supreme concentration. Don't get too cocky! The Great Goosini could out-think you any day of the week. And, The Great Goosini can fly. Beat that!
You are no doubt interested in learning tons of other things, from the practical to the bizarre. Thus, The Great Goosini insists that you visit his half-cousin, the goosely host of SoYouWanna.com. To learn how to do anything, from writing a cover letter to lying persuasively, that's the place to go.
PS: Yesterday when Beau and I were driving home, we passed a house that had geese and pomeranians in its front yard. I went around the block, came back and parked in front. We got out and played with the geese and dogs. This kind of thing is pretty unusual for my part of town. That's why we get so excited about all of the animals in people's yards on Maui. It's nothing to pass a hosue with pigs and geese, but here you just don't see a gaggle of geese and a pack of pomeranians hanging out like that in someone's front yard. Maybe I can snap a picture for you, Lord knows I owe you enough photos by now. I'll get 'em up, I'm slowly gaining momentum here. I might even walk on my treadmill today, imagine that, Jacqui getting some exercise. Oh that reminds me, gotta wash the doggies.