Jacqui (jacqui) wrote,

And Now For Today's Totally Off the Wall and Frankly Quite Insulting E-mail!

Well, someone sure seems to know where Scott's penis is spending his free time. The question is how did they put this together? His name, his cock, and my e-mail address.

I wonder if guys ever get pissed off about this kind of stuff, write back and say, "Hey my cock is just fine! Fuck off you penis-size-fraud perpetrating bastards!", or would that seem like a bit of the old, me thinks he doth protest too much?

I understand when I get weight loss, cosmetics and mortgage ads, but cock enlargement ads with the first and last name of my actual boyfriend? What are they thinking and how dare they? I'm hardly going to spend ten years with a man whose dick I don't like.

I think I should send a picture of my naked man back to them, with a circle around his pretty parts in red lipstick, with a kiss and a note saying, this is all fine by me, you size mongering cunt-monkeys. Okay by you Mr. Scott?

Oh and the bit about size being a matter of personal preference, yeah right, like anyone's going to say,

"Oh damn my new baby's penis is too big, let's throw him back."
"Oh noooo, put that thing away, I wouldn't know what to do with it."
"Oh phew, he's got a really small cock, well, that's a relief."
"Hey Joe, did you see Murray's dick, that guy's hung like a peanut.' 'Yeah, I know, he gets all the breaks, fuckin' lucky bastard."

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