Jacqui (jacqui) wrote,

A Talking Hebrew Fish

OMG did you hear this about a Carp/Gefilte fish that suddenly became animated and began shouting Biblical prophecies in Hebrew just as it was about to be slaughtered? I'm not kidding. I just heard about this on the radio.

What is even more shocking is that the fish cutters killed it anyway, chopped it up and sold it. Man, you would have to be an idiot whose stupidity lies somewhere well beyond the known borders of idiocy to kill a fucking talking fish. Let alone a fish who can speak Hebrew and knows Bible prophecy.

Beau loves this Talking Billy Bass site.

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