Jacqui (jacqui) wrote,
Jacqui
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Raccoons Eat Girl Scout Cookies

Hi Everyone,

Scott sent this to me because it was so sweet. I'm an Aries but Scott has some Libra so he was reading this;

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): My acquaintance Judith decided to go
all out in helping her daughter sell Girl Scout cookies. She filled
her garage with cases of all nine varieties in preparation for a
marketing onslaught on friends and neighbors. Then one night
disaster struck. Raccoons exploited a hole in the roof to break in
and plunder the stash. But while the marauders ripped open
boxes of every cookie type, they ate only one: the Samoas, also
known as Carmel deLites, which are covered in caramel,
sprinkled with toasted coconut, and laced with chocolate stripes.
In the coming week, Libra, I urge you to be like those raccoons
in this one regard: Unleash your passionate hunger very
precisely. Don't go after what you sorta kinda like; pluck only
the treats you long for with all your heart.

This is from my favorite astrologer Rob Brezny's site. He's just soooooo cool and always tells the best stories.

OMG my stomach, I have to run. I've lost a total of forty-four pounds since I first started this process with Dr. Liu. At least thirty of them since the surgery but then again who wouldn't lose a ton of weight if everything they ate made them nauseous and gave them diarrhea?
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