Oh maaan, I can't believe it's six am and I've been sitting here listening to sports radio. Now I'm watching some independent film with Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Beals. This is Drew in her short-blonde-cut, topless-dancing, daisy-love period, my favorite.
Did you guys know that the pretty Latin soap opera star who just married Tommy Motola, had two ribs removed so her waist would be smaller? Catherine Zeta Jones told her mother when she was very little that she was going to be a "movie star." I did the same thing but she has all that hair and that gorgeous body, she makes seven million a picture and will get two plus million a year for every year she remains married to Michael Douglas, a man older than either of her parents. She made him wait nine months to sleep with her. He gave her a diamond ring the size of a grape. Sitting in her penthouse with a panoramic view of central park, presiding over three homes, she says she's glad the former Mrs. Michael Douglas did such a great job decorating. She weaned her new baby at eight weeks because she "felt like a milk machine." I think I just don't have what it takes. I've always wanted to be successful, always known I was gifted, but the kind of single minded drive it takes to get ahead in this business, I don't know. I was always too distracted by my need for immediate pain amelioration. I spent way too much time, years, and years really, trying to get my ex to love me. I'm seriously considering the Roseanne Barr, Carnie Wilson, stomach staple. I need to have sex with my man, maybe that's the problem ; )